Posted on: September 12, 2025 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Dynamic Pricing for Kitsilano Pool: A Game Changer or Cash Grab?

VANCOUVER — After community feedback over the reservation system for Kitsilano Pool, the Vancouver Parks Board has doubled down in bold fashion, unveiling a new booking model inspired entirely by airline ticketing. Officials claim the system will “streamline operations” and “bring a sense of adventure” to recreational swimming, while critics call it “a thinly veiled cash grab that turns lap swims into budget airline roulette.” Starting this summer, swimmers will…

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Posted on: September 12, 2025 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Maine Senator Detained: A Political Satire Turned Reality

MIAMI, FLORIDA — In a twist that reads like rejected political satire, Maine State Senator Joseph E. Martin — best known for his unsolicited letter inviting four Canadian provinces to “join the United States family”, has found himself detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) at the nation’s newest detention facility, Alligator Alcatraz. Martin was scheduled to fly out of Vancouver International Airport (YVR), but all flights from Canada…

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Posted on: September 10, 2025 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Reformed Shoplifter’s Comedic Journey to Bail

Milo Fontaine, longing for the thrill of a bail hearing after a month, devises an unorthodox plan. He walks into a police station claiming to have committed minor offenses, ultimately getting arrested for jaywalking. Released by the judge, Milo experiences a euphoric sense of freedom, satisfied with his chase for bail.

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Posted on: December 3, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Homeowner’s Fence Dream Finally Approved – 19 Years Later

A Vancouver homeowner, Hubert Dubois, waited 19 years for approval to build a backyard fence, originally proposed in 2004. Delays were caused by bureaucratic issues. Upon receiving notice, Dubois, whose circumstances changed, stated he has no plans to construct the fence and is selling his house instead. Local officials are seeking reforms.

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Posted on: December 2, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Connecticut home engulfed in flames on Thanksgiving as turkey fried in garage

A Thanksgiving deep-frying accident turned disastrous when Ted Wilkins’ turkey ignited a fire in his garage, fueled by over 300 bottles of liquor in the basement. The blaze lasted three days, creating a spectacle for neighbors. Despite losing his home and bourbon collection, Ted retained a positive outlook and humor amid the chaos.

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Posted on: December 2, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

City Bus Doesn’t Run Red Light

A TransLink bus shocked commuters by stopping at a red light, a rare event that sparked a mix of awe and skepticism. While some hailed it as a sign of improved transit safety, critics dismissed it as a publicity stunt. Social media buzzed with reactions, questioning whether this marks a new era for buses.

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Posted on: November 30, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Deer wearing high visibility vest seen wandering British Columbia town

Residents of McBride BC were amused by a deer wearing a bright orange high-visibility vest, nicknamed “Safety Steve.” The deer was first spotted near a construction zone, prompting speculation about the vest’s origin. Conservation officials noted its unusual fashion choice is not recommended. The incident has sparked joy and social media buzz in the town.

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Posted on: November 29, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

“Man vs. Flies: Year-Long Bug Saga Ends with Fumigator Finding the Secret Fly Hideout!”

Strata Owner’s Year-Long Battle with Flies Finally Ends After Fumigation Reveals Hidden Horde Coquitlam BC – A local strata lot owner’s seemingly endless struggle with an infestation of flies in his apartment has taken an unexpected turn, leaving both him and the Strata Corporation surprised by the true extent of the problem. For over a year, the owner, who has remained anonymous, submitted monthly complaints to the council about the…

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Posted on: November 29, 2024 Posted by: Admin Comments: 0

Opportunity or Scam?

Jason Bradshaw, CEO of FreedomCore Elite LLC, promotes a flexible remote work opportunity for Millennials and Gen Z, emphasizing personal branding and recruitment. While the job claims financial independence and a supportive community, critics liken its structure to a pyramid scheme.

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